Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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