in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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