Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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