the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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