nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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