She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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