we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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