i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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