Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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