She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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