What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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