He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
only you would photoshop your dick
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dear god my vagina.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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