gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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