90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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