Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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