Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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