We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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