what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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