i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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