this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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