Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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