I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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