your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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