He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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