Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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