What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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