my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I need a beard to bite.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
