If i come over, it means nothing
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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