The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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