Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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