I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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