Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
accomplished twins. life is a go
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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