Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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