I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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