Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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