i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
