new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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