i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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