he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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