let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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