elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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