And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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