the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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