Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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