I wannas sexs uuuuu
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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