"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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