my sisters under your porch take her home
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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