Christians are straight up FREAKS
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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