If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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