so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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