after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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