if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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