she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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