i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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