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My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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