i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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