All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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